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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...

TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!

SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!

TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


TAGS: yoda star wars wytch
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2011, 6:32 pm
LOL! He DID say that! I laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself!


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Sho

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm
Wow I know that feeling, usually after ***, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!

STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story

TAGS: star wars story
Rating: 4.52/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Great Pic .

OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.

WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams

TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!

if this doesn't work -

R2-D2 COMPUTER CASE - The perfect gift for the Star Wars geek. "Hint, hint."

TAGS: r2 d2 star wars geek
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 5:30 pm
It's a computer, you can use Xbox 360 controllers with a PC.
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:34 pm
I want one...
- January 6, 2013, 7:31 am
Sorry, I found the picture on a website of Star Wars computer gear, where it was labeled as a "Computer Case." I don't own an XBox, so I didn't recognize it.
zoomer296 - December 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
That's an XBOX 360.


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore

TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.

BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands

TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?

CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa

THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.

TAGS: star trek captain
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Axis127

sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby ***k. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by semaj

kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.

JEW-JITSU - Shuriken, caltrops, and matzo ball soup.

TAGS: ninja star of david
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Jatropheus

thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Ping... Ping...
rerun - May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm

I wonder who would ever want to live in Melrose Park, IL?
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:28 pm

you know, BillJat is not even worth the ink here.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
debate with aggy or rerun is one thing. war with toc is another which I wouldn't wish my hardest enemies...*lol* but after making the acquaintance of THE BANHAMMER too at my early beginning here I just try to get other opinions too, 'cuz MF should be fun!
culos - May 11, 2010, 9:48 am
Ouch :-)
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:27 am
...your a** ripped apart. You can keep making IDs, and I'll just blanket ban every IP address your isp will provide for you. Thank you, and have a funderful day.
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:26 am
...politics approved since politifake.org began, so you might want to check your dates. Rerun banned you only after you said you weren't coming back, so what's the big deal? You must be a glutton for punishment, since you like to come back here to get...
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am
"...it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check)." This is your stupidity again; see that reports tab? There is a link to approval queue in that tab. There has been absolutely NO...
MO - May 11, 2010, 9:05 am
Look jat, you're just flappin your ***k beaters for no reason. You can keep it up all day long, but you won't change the fact that you're a whinny b****. And the mods you seem to want to complain about? They are well respected/loved members of this site.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:22 am
perhaps didn't get the text right if there are plays on word or something, but i really loled much at the title and don't believe it was an attack against Jewish people. and indeed banning AND beeing offensive to banned people seems a little chicken to me
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:17 am
Keep raggin' on the Mods & what it gets you.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Keep it up, I'll keep making more IDs and pointing out how a**umptive and asinine mods can be, whenever I bother to check.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:04 am
Agdaniele, wasn't just TONE, there were some that were very overtly anti-Obama approved recently... I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't only the one wing allowed. You seem decent (based on first part), but becoming less so, is this who/how you want to be?
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:57 am
3. Rerun, you are talking trash to someone who's already left, after you banned them to make sure. What does that say about you? Mr Random, it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check).
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:55 am
1. Not Christian, and both Jewish friends and those into the martial art appreciated it. 2. Not my pic, it was already here.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

Too soon?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

OK Captain a** Munch. Glad you are gone. I am Jewish and find this poster offensive, your Christial morality should have prevented you from ever making it, but you are a moral only when it serves you, please enjoy your stay in Hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Mr. Random has spoken very eloquently... and I agree with all he says. But being that this isn't politifake.org, I must apologize for any tone that the existing posters take... as we've tried to remove... screw it... Jatro... don't let the door hit ya!
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
As for a poster being rejected, the reason is almost always given on the approval que.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
Couple of things. At one point, this site accepted all political posters. That has since changed, and they have their own site now. We most got them in from a couple of posters who would more or less flood us, and they were more or less all Republicans.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:10 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.

CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck

TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jdog97

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.



TAGS: star wars pope
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:31 pm
Good poster. A needle in your haystack.

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


JABBA THE HUTT - More Gangsta Than You'll Ever Be

Captain Kirk -

TAGS: kirk star trek
Rating: 2.66/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:17 am
He's directly descended from Sterling Archer.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
All bow down to him..... he is Epic, truly... truly, EPIC!!! Gosh, man!!! This Mofu.... is Epic all rolled in to one. Pass!!!!!! all the way pass!!!
Hasiano - December 2, 2008, 6:54 am
Epic doesnt even come close dude
john doe - October 22, 2008, 9:33 am
epic win.


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!

AND NOW MY APPRENTICES - We shall form the most powerful barbershop quartette in all the galaxy!!!

JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?

TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.1/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in

DARTH VADER DESTROYED A PLANET - So what? Rodney McKay destroyed 3/4 of a solar system and Samantha blew up a sun

TAGS: star wars sg 1 sga
Rating: 3.63/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:17 am
Rodney is so smart he's dumb, Samantha's just plain h**!


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


TAGS: starbucks
Rating: 3.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:21 pm
Preacher Man - February 16, 2012, 2:25 am
The original Starbuck working together with the new Starbuck? Now the Cylons are really screwed!

SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.

PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.

TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm


STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.

CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.

I SEE THE LIGHT - The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican. We can see what they had on their minds.

HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !

STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.

SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.

TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I godd*** double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the **** out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass m**********r. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? d*** Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.

TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to ph**ochopped because that's our ph**oshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am
No, I'm saying you should post this to ph**ochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Post this pic to our sister site ph**ochopped.org

BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One

DARN... - No Death Star funding this year.

TAGS: death star
Rating: 4.4/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:45 pm
Smartest thing to come out of the white house in 5 years.
PapaFox - January 15, 2013, 9:25 am
At least somebody there had a sense of humor. :)
falloutghoul - January 15, 2013, 8:52 am
This is an epic White House response.
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 9:58 pm
Darn, who is working hard to reduce the deficit?

BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.

TAGS: cats spock star trek superstition
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
One lion for every black cat I have.

SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~

TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm

CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.

STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time

TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am
who's judas?


TAGS: culos startrek gaga
Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am



TAGS: klingon star trek
Rating: 3.44/5

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koradan - July 6, 2009, 12:24 pm
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 10:00 am
Good ol Klingons, they are good for a quote.
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 7:48 pm

SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is

TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one

DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'

TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm
This one literally made me lol...


A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age

WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.

TAGS: wolverine darth maul marvel comics star wars
Rating: 2.7/5

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Zed - August 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
No, I meant exactly what I typed.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
Do you really mean Natalie from the facts of life?
Zed - August 26, 2009, 6:19 pm
So? My wife's just as big a geek, and she looks like Natalie Portman with glasses. I'm the luckiest geek on the planet. :)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:02 pm
Zed - August 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
Adamantium, Alexis. Adamantite is a D&D metal.
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
could a laser sabre cut adamantite ?
mr. well - May 15, 2009, 12:50 am
IMO darth maul wasnt all that cool, he got one line and then chopped in half. wolverine got torn in half and still climbed a mountain and attempted diplomacy with the hulk.

IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.



TAGS: yoda star wars toast force
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:12 pm
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:46 am
thx everybody. I really wondered that this wasn't done before.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:42 pm
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
still smiling. I met the guy once, he would not it.
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 8:36 pm
Love it.
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
i chuckled, 5L foreskin

JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.

TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!

dad's revenge -

TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.


TAGS: star wars wookiee turd
Rating: 4.74/5

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MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm

DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.39/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"

ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson

TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm

WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us

TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am

EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete

TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.56/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!



TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)

Reality -

TAGS: star trek reality people fans
Rating: 4.64/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:28 am
Written syfy predated A Trip To The Moon by millennia.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.

YOU! - Pull my finger!

TAGS: darth vader star wars finger
Rating: 4.33/5

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bigsouthfork - January 10, 2013, 8:59 pm
The big eared mouse demands it!

SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't

TAGS: spock star trek
Rating: 3.04/5

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Ag218 - February 19, 2009, 8:39 am
You didn't have to rub it in...

D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.

TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)

TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.59/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?


TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.

RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.

TAGS: starbucks make mine a double
Rating: 4/5

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 11:14 am
yep, that's how my wife takes it. 5 lol's

THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).

TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!

HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...

BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.

TAGS: darth vader death star wars
Rating: 4.17/5

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Arnaldo - January 22, 2010, 4:29 pm
5 Death Stars worthy
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 7:46 pm
Love it.

LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger

STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.

YOU'RE A DUMBASS - The Old Man Says

STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..

LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

TAGS: sniper starship troopers
Rating: 3.9/5

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Doc - December 3, 2009, 8:37 am
"I always get the shakes before a drop..."
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:14 am
While the movie was fun, I highly recommend the book.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs!
Koradan - November 18, 2009, 6:08 pm
This is a reference to the movie "Starship Troopers"; THE FIRST MOVIE. Next time you watch it, watch the "ads" they advertize.
Lex - November 18, 2009, 5:51 pm
The impendig apocalypse, that's why. Though she looks to be from bad genes and most likely to be eaten first.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yes, why do citizens need to learn to use sniper rifles?

PADME - If Lord Vader had his way

TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.77/5

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Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.

HIPPIES - There even on the dark side

TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?